Onions Make Me Cry

This is what I love about Twitter... I would have otherwise missed the only thing that was funny to me today. I follow The Onion, self described as America's Finest News Source. That's debatable. But it is witty. So today, when I sliced into this article, I cried laughing so hard.

I don't understand how this could have happened. It was all right here. Everything I ever owned. Right fucking here.

That Ricky Gervais... just a funny guy...