Horoscope Spying on Me?

This was Saturday's scope:

Are you an intellectual or a poet, dear Taurus, a novelist or a playwright? The celestial energy is leaving you alone with your anxieties and questions. You are sure of only one thing: words are friends you have decided to spend the rest of your life with. This is a kind of dream and a challenge that corresponds well to your identity. Get to work. You will find your vocation, as well as your passion, in your writing.

Creeepy.

I know I'm not supposed to believe in these things and I know that even a broken clock is right twice a day... but it's been like this for weeks now! And not the self fulfilling prophecy kinda way, either. Hmmm... God gave us the stars, right? And he ordered them a certain way, right? And we don't really understand it all, right? So... hmmm... I don't know...

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